I know we're cool

For some reason, gwen stefani's song has been stuck in my head for the
majority of the evening. The song really isn't that good. Its mostly her
droning on and on about how she's happy for her ex. The thing about the
song is that her voice inflections are incredibly melodic. They go up
and slide into you like a sharp knife, and then they stick in your
ribcage while she twists. Its that kind of pain. Disney is probably
going to co-opt that song for a new sort of torturous ride. Gitmo blasts
it. Cheney uses it for his theme song.

I mean, think about it.

(The curtain opens up to a political press conference. Stage left is
filled with various media people and camera. They all chitter eagerly.
Stage right has secret service men milling about. They look all secret
and stuff. In the center of stage right is a podium. It is draped in a
red and white flag. The blue appears to be lacking. Cheney strolls in
from stage right. He is dressed in a boxers robe. Gwen stefani's I know
we're cool blares. The media frenzies. The secret service has to beat a
few back.)

Media: cheney! Cheney!
Cheney: yo...media!
media person 1: cheney! What do you think of the delay situation?
Cheney: after all we've been through, I know we're cool
Media person 2: what does this say about the credibility of the
republican party?
Cheney: we have changed, but we're still the same. After all we've been
through, I know we're cool.
Media person 3: where do you see the party going in the future?
Cheney: memories seem like so long ago. Time always kills the pain.

(Lights fade. Curtain falls. Fin)

Who knew that gwen stefani could be used to spin?
~ For we walk by faith, not by sight ~